"Having been here before and lost, to be here and win, I've got to tell you, winning is really a lot better than losing. Really a lot better."

"Oh, come on. If you can't laugh at the walking dead, who can you laugh at?"

"'Hello,' he lied."

"Truth stands the test of time; lies are soon exposed."

"The world breaks everyone, and afterward, some are strong at the broken places."

"Listen and attend with the ear of your heart."

"The only thing that stops God from sending another flood is that the first one was useless."

"There exists no politician in India daring enough to attempt to explain to the masses that cows can be eaten."

"Government is like a baby. An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other."

"Determined people working together can do anything."

"Adoption comes from the heart, but the adoption process comes from the Law. You should follow your heart, but be sure you also follow the law."

"Popularity comes from allowing yourself to be bored by people while pretending to enjoy it."