"People who have what they want are fond of telling people who haven't what they want that they really don't want it."

"I think that I shall never see a billboard lovely as a tree. Perhaps, unless the billboards fall, I'll never see a tree at all."

"CandyIs dandyBut liquorIs quicker."

"Progress might have been all right once but it has gone on too long."

"Middle age is when you've met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else."

"Children aren't happy without something to ignore, And that's what parents were created for."

"There ought to be one day-- just one-- when there is open season on senators."

"What seest thou elseIn the dark backward and abysm of time?"

"We are never late. We arrive precisely when we mean to."

"The argument that making contraceptives available to young people would prevent teen pregnancies is ridiculous. That's like offering a cookbook as a cure to people who are trying to lose weight."

"Thank God men cannot as yet fly and lay waste the sky as well as the earth!"

"When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room."