"If they laid all the coeds from Yale end to end...I wouldn't be surprised."

"If all these sweet young things were laid end to end, I wouldn't be the slightest bit suprised."

"If wild my breast and sore my pride, I bask in dreams of suicide, If cool my heart and high my head I think 'How lucky are the dead."

"The only 'ism' hollywood believes in is plagiarism."

"'Coolidge is dead' 'How could they tell?"

"Trapped, like a trap in a trap."

"Even pleasure itself is a toil."

"When I came back to Dublin I was courtmartialed in my absence and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence."

"I am just going outside and may be some time."

"Ignorance and bungling with love are better than wisdom and skill without."

"O Lord, help me to be pure, but not yet."

"The softest things in the world overcome the hardest things in the world.Through this I know the advantage of taking no action."