"The trouble with born-again Christians is that they are an even bigger pain the second time around."

"The only thing wrong with immortality is that it tends to go on forever."

"I tend to live in the past because most of my life is there."

"Isn't it nice that people who prefer Los Angles to San Francisco live there?"

"The trouble with Oakland is that when you get there, it's there."

"All American cars are basically Chevrolets."

"Do not look back. And do not dream about the future, either. It will neither give you back the past, nor satisfy your other daydreams. Your duty, your reward- your destiny-are here and now."

"What I spent, is gone; what I kept, I lost; but what I gave away will be mine forever."

"You see, but you do not observe."

"There is no higher religion than human service. To work for the common good is the greatest creed."

"If you are not afraid of the voices inside you, you will not fear the critics outside you."

"The mind is its own place and in itself can make a heaven of Hell and a hell of Heaven"