"there's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot."

"There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot."

"My theory of evolution is that Darwin was adopted."

"You know how it is when you go to be the subject of a psychology experiment, and nobody else shows up, and you think maybe that's part of the experiment? I'm like that all the time."

"Last night somebody broke into my apartment and replaced everything with exact duplicates... When I pointed it out to my roommate, he said, 'Do I know you?'"

"Curiosity killed the cat, but for awhile I was a suspect."

"Error of opinion may be tolerated where reason is left free to combat it."

"MOUSQUETAIRE, n. A long glove covering a part of the arm. Worn in New Jersey. But 'mousquetaire' is a might poor way to spell muskeeter."

"Democracy is a device that insures we shall be governed no better than we deserve."

"RUBBISH, n. Worthless matter, such as the religions, philosophies, literatures, arts and sciences of the tribes infesting the regions lying due south from Boreaplas."

"What people call insincerity is simply a method by which we can multiply our personalities."

"It is how people respond to stress that determines whether they will profit from misfortune or be miserable."