"He who despises himself, respects himself as one who despises."

"Advertising is legalized lying."

"I'm out of ammunition on this."

"It's not the will to win that matters...everyone has that. It's the will to prepare to win that matters."

"They have computers, and they may have other weapons of mass destruction."

"Enthusiasm is very good lubrication for the mind."

"He enjoys true leisure who has time to improve his soul's estate."

"Everything is in a state of flux, including the status quo."

"'I am' is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that 'I do' is the longest sentence?"

"There is no death. Only a change of worlds."

"If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late."

"I don't want to be charged with child abuse."