"Lactomangulation, n.: Manhandling the 'open here' spout on a milk carton so badly that one has to resort to using the 'illegal' side."

"If you are spiritual, you don't think, if you think, you are not spiritual."

"As if you could TELL time without injuring eternity."

"Real programmers can write assembly code in any language. :-)"

"A good inclination is but the first rude draught of virtue, but the finishing strokes are from the will, which, if well disposed, will by degrees perfect it, as if all disposed will quickly deface it."

"After all, life is really simple; we ourselves create the circumstances that complicate it."

"Those who make peaceful revolution impossible, make violent revolution inevitable."

"I believe that justice is instinct and innate, the moral sense is as much a part of our constitution as the threat of feeling, seeing and hearing."

"...the great man is he who in the midst of the crowd keeps with perfect sweetness, the independence of solitude."

"Spare no expense to save money on this one."

"...For the unquiet heart and brain, A use in measured language lies."

"We... anticipate what's to come, then ignore what's actually here."