"There are some days when I think I'm going to die from an overdose of satisfaction."

"Repulsion is the sentry that guards the gate to all that we most desire."

"The difference between false memories and true ones is the same as for jewels: it is always the false ones that look the most real, the most brilliant."

"It is not necessary for the public to know whether I am joking or whether I am serious, just as it is not necessary for me to know it myself."

"Have no fear of perfection -- you will never reach it."

"There is only one difference between a madman and me. I am not mad."

"Before you put on a frown, make absolutely sure there are no smiles available."

"Memory is a giggling sprite and will not be tamed. She takes flight the moment the present becomes the past."

"Words ought to be a little wild, for they are the assault of thoughts on the unthinking."

"There's a difference between knowing the Path and walking the Path."

"Never lie when the truth is more profitable."

"Intelligence appears to be the thing that enables a man to get along without education. Education enables a man to get along without the use of his intelligence."