"When I am happy I feel like crying, but when I am sad I don't feel like laughing. I think it is better to be happy; then you get two feelings for the price of one."

"Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse."

"We're all in this alone."

"Why is it when we talk to God we're praying -- but when God talks to us, we're schizophrenic?"

"Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world."

"No matter how cynical you get, it is impossible to keep up."

"Most people sell their souls, and live with a good conscience on the proceeds."

"I wouldn't recommend sex, drugs or insanity for everyone, but they've always worked for me."

"To fly we have to have resistance."

"I do press junkets and people will tell me what I've supposedly said in articles and I always disagree with myself. 'Why in the world would I say that?'"

"A sailor without a destination cannot hope for a favorable wind."

"To live for some future goal is shallow. It's the sides of the mountain that sustain life, not the top."