"If marriage is your object,You'd better start loving your subject."

"I've never found anybody that I could work with as quickly as myself, or with less argument."

"The lottery is a tax on people who flunked math."

"Of course we can keep this going, in principle, forever. In practice we will keel over from exhaustion, boredom, or death."

"Remind me to write an article on the compulsive reading of news. The theme will be that most neuroses can be traced to the unhealthy habit of wallowing in the troubles of five billion strangers."

"Life is too short to be taken seriously."

"The right to swing my fist ends where the other man's nose begins."

"Every human is an artist. The dream of your life is to make beautiful art."

"There is a sacredness in tears. They are not the mark of weakness, but of power."

"Look wise, say nothing, and grunt. Speech was given to conceal thought."

"It does not require a majority to prevail, but rather an irate, tireless minority keen to set brush fires in people's minds."

"In literature as in love, we are astonished at what is chosen by others."