"For an actress to be a success, she must have the face of a Venus, the brains of a Minerva, the grace of Terpsichore, the memory of a MaCaulay, the figure of Juno, and the hide of a rhinoceros."

"I want to tell you a terrific story about oral contraception. I asked this girl to sleep with me and she said 'no'."

"True repentance means making amends with the person when at all possible."

"Tip the world over on its side and everything loose will land in Los Angeles."

"None can love freedom heartily, but good men; the rest love not freedom, but license."

"Go, and do thou likewise."

"Man is born free and everywhere he is in chains."

"Good teaching is one-fourth preparation and three-fourths theater."

"It is in his pleasure that a man really lives; it is from his leisure that he constructs the true fabric of self."

"The influence of individual character extends from generation to generation."