"Just like the falling rainbow Just like the stars in the sky Life should never feel small."

"This is getting on my nerves, now that I have them."

"Life is not what one lived, but rather what one remembers, and how it is remembered to tell the tale."

"The vice-presidency ain't worth a pitcher of warm spit."

"...I try to laugh at whatever life brings. Because when I look down, I just miss all the good stuff, but when I look up, I just trip over things."

"It takes no more time to see the good side of life than to see the bad."

"Documentation is like sex: when it is good, it is very, very good; and when it is bad, it is better than nothing."

"Noble be man, Helpful and good! For that alone Sets him apart From every other creature On earth."

"You can't do anything about the length of your life, but you can do something about its width and depth."

"Funny is an attitude."

"I will not add another word."

"IDLENESS, n. A model farm where the devil experiments with seeds of new sins and promotes the growth of staple vices."