"Baseball is a skilled game. It's America's game - it, and high taxes."

"Ten men in our country could buy the whole world and ten million can't buy enough to eat."

"Baseball is a skilled game. It's America's game -- it, and high taxes."

"The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, 'How is the president?'"

"There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you."

"The more you read and observe about this Politics thing, you got to admit that each party is worse than the other. The one that's out always looks the best."

"We can't all be heroes because somebody has to sit on the curb and clap as they go by."

"Nurture your mind with great thoughts; to believe in the heroic makes heroes."

"Everyone is necessarily the hero of his own life story."

"America's present need is not heroics, but healing; not nostrums but normalcy; not revolution, but restoration."

"I think of a hero as someone who understands the degree of responsibility that comes with his freedom."

"Our heroes are people and people are flawed. Don't let that taint the thing you love."