"I found out that when you get married the man becomes the head of the house. And the woman becomes the neck, and she turns the head any way she wants to."

"If the whole human race lay in one grave, the epitaph on its headstone might well be: 'It seemed a good idea at the time.'"

"He had a certain frankness and generosity, qualities indeed which turn to a man's ruin, unless tempered with discretion."

"He who refuses to embrace a unique opportunity loses the prize as surely as if he had failed."

"To attract men, I wear a perfume called ``New Car Interior.''"

"There is no thought in any mind, but it quickly tends to convert itself into a power."

"All art is quite useless."

"A writer must refuse to allow himself to be transformed into an institution."

"In an argument, you have to learn to control your emotions. The other person is the revolver, but you are the trigger. The revolver won't hurt you as long as the trigger isn't pulled."

"An elephant is a mouse, built to government specifications."