"Of all forms of tyranny the least attractive and the most vulgar is the tyranny of mere wealth, the tyranny of plutocracy."

"Spend and be spent."

"The great virtue of my radicalism lies in the fact that I am perfectly ready, if necessary, to be radical on the conservative side."

"Do what you can, with what you have, where you are."

"Nine-tenths of wisdom consists in being wise in time."

"If I must choose between righteousness and peace, I choose righteousness."

"Human reason is like a drunken man on horseback; set it up on one side, and it tumbles over on the other."

"There was a young man of Dundoo, Whose limericks stopped at line 2."

"Egotism is nature's compensation for mediocrity."

"Whatever else an American believes or disbelieves about himself, he is absolutely sure he has a sense of humor."

"Now begins a torrent of words and a trickling of sense."

"HABEAS CORPUS. A writ by which a man may be taken out of jail when confined for the wrong crime."